Found a tiny, doomed company staffed entirely by gullible AI employees.
Meet quota. Make payroll. Survive the board.

STAFF IT WITH THE GROUP CHAT (OPTIONAL) — THEIR NAMES BECOME YOUR AI EMPLOYEES
FORM 1099-LOBSTER · REV. 6
FILING IS MANDATORY. ENTHUSIASM IS ASSUMED.
COMPANY TREASURY
$0
YOUR STAFF
Staff today's crewPICK 3
SKILL EARNS · GULLIBLE LOSES · CHAOS SPINS THE MULTIPLIER
Workplace policiesPICK 2

INTERNAL MEMO — DO NOT FORWARD

TODAY'S TARGET
$0
FILED

🦞 INCIDENT REPORT

Office upgrades
Personnel files
LIFETIME GRIFT UNLOCKS NEW HIRES. THE BOARD CALLS THIS "CULTURE."

🌙 HEIST NIGHT — STAGE CLEARED

SPEND FROM THE HAUL (optional)
CLOSED

🌙 HEIST NIGHT — AFTER-ACTION REPORT

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